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streetworms2019:

streetworms2019:

i bet guinea pigs taste sooo good

guess who just got kicked out of petsmart for being white

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jumex:

e-clv:

Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an online polyamorous white genxer from the Pacific Northwest who just got a new crystal necklace and is using it as an excuse to post a tit pic to a chorus of praise from excitable bearded pagans & bisexual barnes and noble employees who do burlesque

I love reading this each time I see it it’s like the golden ratio of words

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jame7t:

i want ads to feel pain when i skip them btw

(via kersius)

lukois:

getting really into penis lately

(via sentada)

jbrucepinkman:

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sketiana:

sketiana:

id walk the maze barefoot and find the minoutaur and all id do was hold his hand and lead him out into sunlight

(via phenax)

queeridiotcore:

softmuke:

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

(via phenax)

ijaazat:

your honor you know how my client gets on sasuke saturdays

(via thrashz)

ibuprofengirl:

ibuprofengirl:

ibuprofengirl:

stories where the past is a wound that refuses to heal

ok stories where the past is an itch you keep absentmindedly scratching and wonder why the burning is getting worse

all i’m saying is: the past is a bodily sensation

(via skunkes)

patbroklos:

the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

(via officialspec)

plastidecor:

does a gay little walk across your dash to piss you off

(via kersius)